The Practical Song is an original Phish composition that has been performed 2 times since its debut on September 12, 1988 at Sam's Tavern. It has been played at 2 different venues, with the longest known version lasting 1:07. The current gap is 1960 shows since the last performance. On average, it appears every 76 shows. This song is currently considered a bustout candidate due to an unusually long gap.